hardcore title fantasy

I was on CGS and i saw this thread and i liked it so i decided to add it to mine here are the rules:
the Hardcore title is on the line!! Anyone who wants it...Come and get it!!

here are the rules
i start with the hardcore title
and someone says something like this ''i hit you with a chair 1...2...3''
then you would be the champion.
then it goes on.
it can be as stupid and crazy as you like.
Lets get started.

You get in your car and a midget jumps on the hood.This distracts you. I pull you out and hit you with a golf cart. 1,2,3!

Iget my laptop whack you over the head then get a chainsaw and chop your arm off 123 hahahahaha

With my good arm, I pick up my arm you cut off, and whack you! 1,2,3!

lol thats funny i stack 3 tables on top of each other then light them put you on top and jump of a wwes headquarters (were in conneticut)
1-2-3

My midget comes off the top of titan tower and hits you and I pin you 1,2,3!

i start spanking the midget then i chuck him at you then you get up i roll you up 1-2-3

My midget shoots you! 1,2,3! HaHa!Die!

I tombstone you on tacks and then F-5 you on a flaming table for the 3!Sweet!

I put you in a wood chipper and i win by knockout

I return from the dead,and cut your head with a Knife,then I cover for the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10...!

i give a knife to total nonstop hitmans midget and he chops you in 3 then i cover you 1-2-3

I hit you with a last ride through 4 flaming tables,and then Tombstone you in the Chair with Tacks on it for the 1-2-3!

I come running through with my arm that tnacage cut off and start whacking everyone! 1,2,3!

I ht you with a Spear and you go through 4 pieces of glass,then I run you down with a Truck,and Cover you for the 300!

I plant a bomb in patriots mouth then you explode i win by knockout

I kick you in the nuts and you start howling like a dog. 1,2,3!

I return as a masked murder,and kill you with a Huge knife then I throw the pieces on you body to a dog,I win by Knockout!

My midget tackles your dog and makes him thro up wich spits me out, and I whack you with my arm for a knockout!

I get up ,and burn your body then I throw you and your freaking midget to the river,and he drowned,I win by Knockout,again!

lol A fire marshall midget comes and puts me out then sets you on fire! Knickout!

I burn all the midgets in the world,and then I drive you over with a monster truck,and then I burn you with the freaking midgets!Knock out win for me!

All the midgets in the world come back from the dead and eat you! Knockout!

I destroy the Midget God,so the Midget will not come back,then I throw you from a roof of a 100 foot building!Knockout!

You said the MIDGET will not come back, my midget throws you off! 1,2,3!